{"id":6133,"date":"2020-12-18T21:19:02","date_gmt":"2020-12-18T20:19:02","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/yuga.at\/?post_type=cp_becke_price&#038;p=6133"},"modified":"2021-01-14T19:12:19","modified_gmt":"2021-01-14T18:12:19","slug":"zizni-i-socinjenija-devijantnog-emigranta-2","status":"publish","type":"cp_becke_price","link":"https:\/\/yuga.at\/de\/cp_becke_price\/zizni-i-socinjenija-devijantnog-emigranta-2\/","title":{"rendered":"\u017dizni i so\u010dinjenija devijantnog emigranta (2)"},"content":{"rendered":"<h2 class=\"wp-block-heading\">Gad bles dejting sajt!<\/h2>\n\n\n\n<p><a href=\"\/de\/cp_becke_price\/socinjenija-devijantnog-emigranta-1\/\"><span class=\"has-inline-color has-vivid-red-color\">Prethodni deo &#8230;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Naivno je bilo o\u010dekivati od takvog seksualnog giganta, \u010doveka neiscrpnih sno\u0161ajnih kapaciteta, da ostane veran samo jednoj \u017eeni.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Pojava dejting sajtova otvorila je nebrojene mogu\u0107nosti. Za\u0161to bi ribolovio samo u svom potoku kad je ve\u0107 \u010ditav okean pukao pred njegovim o\u010daranim pogledom i kvarnim osmehom?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Koliko odmah, na ekranu monitora zatreperio je zadovoljni odraz devijanta. Jednim okom motrio je na vrata da u sobu ne bi u\u0161la M. I. a drugim je pohotno prebirao po katalogu ponu\u0111enih \u017ertava.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Budu\u0107i da T. N. nije insistirao na kvalitetu koliko na kvantitetu, nije mu bilo lako odlu\u010diti se za samo jednu u moru ponu\u0111enih \u017eena od kojih mu je skoro svaka odgovarala.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Ta ga otegotna okolnost ipak nije mogla pokolebati, te je stao nemilice slati na stotine i stotine lajkova, \u0161erova, mejlova, poruka, zahteva, i koristio se svim na sajtu dostupnim alatima: udvarao se onlajn, \u0161armirao u inboks, fascinirao citiraju\u0107i klasike knji\u017eevnosti (iako, uzgred budi re\u010deno, nikoga od njih nije ni \u010ditao, ali se zato ve\u0161to slu\u017eio google pretra\u017eiva\u010dem) i \u010dinio mno\u017einu nadljudskih napora ne bi li se uvukao u toplo naru\u010dje i nov\u010danik neke mu\u010denice.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Mnogi bi \u010ditalac mogao pomisliti da je T. N. samo puki srebroljubac i seksualni predator, ali ta bi misao bila neta\u010dna ili ne ba\u0161 sasvim ta\u010dna.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Bi\u0107e da je u pitanju, kao i kod skoro svih ljudi, i kao i kod drugih zavisnosti i preterivanja, krpljenje rupa na du\u0161i, popunjavanje du\u0161evnih praznina.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Mi se ovde ne\u0107emo baviti du\u0161evnom lobotomijom, ali se ose\u0107amo du\u017enim \u010ditaoca na nju usmeriti. `Ne \u017eivi \u010dovek o hlebu i vodi nego od svake re\u010di koja izlazi iz usta Gospodnjih\u00b4, a i od plotske ljubavi i \u010dvrste valute, dometnuo bi T. N. ovom jevan\u0111eljskom slovu da ga je ko pitao.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Valjalo je od ne\u010dega \u017eiveti dok se ne na\u0111e \u010dista du\u0161a iz \u010dijeg bi nov\u010danika potekle reke ljubavi, te je na\u0161 nesu\u0111eni jevan\u0111elista svoje prihode od nevelike radni\u010dke plate nadome\u0161\u0107ivao prodajom polovnih stvari na Be\u010dkom buvljaku u narodu poznatom kao Flohmarkt, \u0161to je stara srpska re\u010d i jedna od prvih koje novoprido\u0161li glupan usvoji.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Negde oko Mitrovdana na jednom od dejting sajtova koje je T. N. pohodio pojavila se izvesna S.N., bosanska muslimanka trajno nastanjena na Floridi, SAD, koja je \u010dinjenica popalila mnoge lampice u T. N. \u2013ovoj glavi i proizvela u istoj mno\u0161tvo zvu\u010dnih efekata flipera\u0161kog tipa.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Njegov pogled sanjalice u\u017eurbano je ve\u0107 lutao kartom Amerike, a misli po pe\u0161\u010danim pla\u017eama, obna\u017eenim telima, dolarskim banknotama i no\u0107nim barovima Majamija.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Na ruku mu je i\u0161lo i to \u0161to se nije moglo do kraja znati, bar po mom sudu, da li je S. N. jednostavno prostodu\u0161na ili prosto slaboumna.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Optere\u0107ena brigom o troje dece koje je sama podizala, a \u017eeljna mu\u0161ke ruke pomo\u0107nice i \u010dekinjavih grudi, gutala je svako slovo koje je od T. N.-a pristizalo u inboks, a kasnije i svaku re\u010d primljenu sa skajpa.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Ne\u017ena \u017eenska du\u0161a oki\u0107ena naivno\u0161\u0107u, koja je jedna od najplemenitijih osobina koje ljudsko bi\u0107e mo\u017ee posedovati, (jer zlo ne ume biti naivno nego samo lukavo) snila je o vernom, odanom, a pritom maljavom alfa mu\u017ejaku i ne slute\u0107i da joj sa druge strane \u017eice sti\u017ee samo ovo tre\u0107e.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>No, budu\u0107i da je autoru ove pripovesti nagove\u0161teno da pri\u010da valja biti kratka to \u0107emo ovde stati, a \u010ditao\u010devu ljubopitljivost zadovoljiti u slede\u0107em nastavku.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>nastavi\u0107e se &#8230;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Autor: Mile Stankovi\u0107, <a href=\"https:\/\/atelje-stankovic.com\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noreferrer noopener\"><span class=\"has-inline-color has-vivid-red-color\">Maler<\/span><\/a> aus Veliko Gradi\u0161te.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<hr class=\"wp-block-separator\"\/>\n\n\n\n<p>Lesen Sie <a href=\"\/de\/cp_becke_price\/zizni-i-socinjenija-devijantnog-emigranta-3\/\"><span class=\"has-inline-color has-vivid-red-color\">nastavak pri\u010de<\/span><\/a> &#8230;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-button\">\n\t<a class=\"wp-block-button__link\" href=\"\/de\/erzaehlungen-aus-diaspora\/\">\n\t\t<i class=\"fas fa-book\"><\/i> Ostale pri\u010de iz emigracije\n\t<\/a>\n<\/div>","protected":false},"featured_media":6134,"template":"","cp_becke_price_kategorije":[318],"class_list":["post-6133","cp_becke_price","type-cp_becke_price","status-publish","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","cp_becke_price_kategorije-price-iz-beca","entry"],"acf":[],"yoast_head":"<!-- This site is optimized with the Yoast SEO plugin v27.3 - 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