{"id":6229,"date":"2020-12-26T09:41:48","date_gmt":"2020-12-26T08:41:48","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/yuga.at\/?post_type=cp_becke_price&#038;p=6229"},"modified":"2021-01-14T19:13:06","modified_gmt":"2021-01-14T18:13:06","slug":"zizni-i-socinjenija-devijantnog-emigranta-3","status":"publish","type":"cp_becke_price","link":"https:\/\/yuga.at\/de\/cp_becke_price\/zizni-i-socinjenija-devijantnog-emigranta-3\/","title":{"rendered":"\u017dizni i so\u010dinjenija devijantnog emigranta (3)"},"content":{"rendered":"<h2 class=\"wp-block-heading\">\u017denidba Du\u0161anova kasnila je 700 godina<\/h2>\n\n\n\n<p><a href=\"\/de\/cp_becke_price\/zizni-i-socinjenija-devijantnog-emigranta-2\/\"><span class=\"has-inline-color has-vivid-red-color\">Prethodni deo &#8230;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Nova se ljubavna zvezda ra\u0111a na obzorju, mi\u0161lja\u0161e S. N., do\u010dim mi znamo da je Kupidonova strela ovde probola samo jedno srce.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Uprkos tome, ili mo\u017eda ba\u0161 zbog toga, mno\u0161tvo poruka, s po\u010detka stidljive i ne\u017ene, a kasnije sve otvorenije i konkretnije sadr\u017eine, usijalo je jedno srce kao i dva spolovila.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Nepunih dva meseca kasnije S. N. je sletela u Be\u010d, a velika onlajn ljubav konzumirana je i krunisana pa ne ba\u0161 na samom aerodromu ali ne ba\u0161 ni daleko od njega, naime na obli\u017enjem parkingu, na zadnjem sedi\u0161tu automobila, ni malo virtuelno, \u0161tavi\u0161e surovo realno.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Tokom narednih nekoliko dana S. N. je ostvarila mnoge T. N.- ove snove pokupljene po raznim sajtovima zabranjenim za osobe mla\u0111e od 300 godina, a pri tome potro\u0161ila podebeli sve\u017eanj nov\u010danica kupuju\u0107i naklonost i toplo mu\u0161ko naru\u010dje.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Holidej je kratko trajao i S. N. je morala da putuje nazad, ali je utana\u010den drugi dejt koji se ima odr\u017eati kad iz be\u010dkog magistrata stigne termin za ven\u010danje.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Sa sobom je ponela vereni\u010dki prsten kupljen na buvljaku, a njenoj naivnosti predstavljen kao filigransko-arheolo\u0161ki biser neslu\u0107enih razmera.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Ako bi se i na\u0161ao po koji \u010ditalac koji bi pomislio da bi veridba mogla obuzdati onaj testosteronski oganj koji je klju\u010dao u donjim predelima T. N.- ovog torzoa, strovaliti ga u paklene dubine celibata, taj bi se grdno pre\u0161ao.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Tu se javila jedna, u nauci te\u0161ko obja\u0161njiva, nedoslednost, naime, \u0161to je vi\u0161e bio ga\u0161en taj je po\u017ear bivao sve ja\u010di, a vatrogasac sve zadovoljniji.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Po\u017ear je ga\u0161en naj\u010de\u0161\u0107e banalno ali je T. N.-a dizao u astralno. 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N. se vratila u Ameriku, a mlado\u017eenja je ostao da \u010deka aber iz ameri\u010dke ambasade.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Vikende je provodio po Be\u010dkim buvljacima poku\u0161avaju\u0107i da naivnim kupcima utrapi ne\u0161to od robe pribavljene od ne tako naivnih dobavlja\u010da koji su sa njim poslovali po sistemu: \u00b4iznesi mi ovo \u0111ubre iz ku\u0107e\u00b4.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u00b4A u ruke Mandu\u0161i\u0107a Vuka svaka pu\u0161ka bi\u0107e ubojita\u00b4 te je sav taj klumpat, pro\u0161av\u0161i tretman, dobijao novi sjaj, a potom na flomarktu bio glaziran T. N.-ovim slatkopojnim komentarima i prili\u010dno kreativnim tuma\u010denjem re\u010di \u00b4kvalitet\u00b4.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Da \u0111avo ne ore i ne kopa no samo o zlu misli T. N. u tom \u010dasu nije znao niti se mnogo optere\u0107ivao takvim i sli\u010dnim Bogoslovskim naklapanjima nego je primao dare, ne toliko i udare, sudbine sa prevelikom hvalom te je tako do\u017eiveo i susret sa G. G., rasnom plavu\u0161om iz Donjeg Vakufa koja se tih dana pojavila najpre na displeju njegovog telefona, a potom i na vratima stana.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Na Vilhabenu je prona\u0161la T. N.-ov oglas o prodaji polovnog kombija koji mu na Floridi svakako ne\u0107e biti potreban.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u010citalac je sada ve\u0107 sasvim dovoljno upu\u0107en u lik i delo na\u0161eg junaka da lako mo\u017ee pretpostaviti da je kombi oti\u0161ao po bagatelnoj ceni.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Nekoliko dana kasnije G. G. se za dobro\u010dinstvo odu\u017eila bogato ga nagradiv\u0161i na njemu omiljeni na\u010din, a u T. N.-u se po\u010delo javljati neobi\u010dno i do tada nepoznato ose\u0107anje.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Poput nosoroga riljao je po prijatnim ose\u0107anjima ne mogav\u0161i da ih objasni jednako kao ni svoj glupavi pogled i bla\u017eeni osmeh. G. G. je samo sedela i cvetala pred njegovim o\u010dima, jer svetu ni\u0161ta vi\u0161e nije ni bilo potrebno. 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