{"id":6779,"date":"2021-01-17T11:09:54","date_gmt":"2021-01-17T10:09:54","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/yuga.at\/?post_type=cp_becke_price&#038;p=6779"},"modified":"2021-01-24T12:39:16","modified_gmt":"2021-01-24T11:39:16","slug":"zizni-i-socinjenija-devijantnog-emigranta-7","status":"publish","type":"cp_becke_price","link":"https:\/\/yuga.at\/de\/cp_becke_price\/zizni-i-socinjenija-devijantnog-emigranta-7\/","title":{"rendered":"\u017dizni i so\u010dinjenija devijantnog emigranta (7)"},"content":{"rendered":"<h2 class=\"wp-block-heading\">(Hell)as<\/h2>\n\n\n\n<p><a href=\"\/de\/cp_becke_price\/zizni-i-socinjenija-devijantnog-emigranta-6\/\"><span class=\"has-inline-color has-vivid-red-color\">Prethodni deo &#8230;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Kako doznajemo iz izvora bliskog sre\u0107nom paru, da ne ka\u017eem insajdera, koga \u0107emo u nastavku zvati kumom samo zato \u0161to je to i bio, letovanje je proteklo sukladno o\u010dekivanjima!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>U dogovoreno vreme kum se obreo u T.N.-ovoj ku\u0107i u Srbiji gde su ga u polumraku do\u010dekale S.N. i svekrva.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>&#8211; Je l\u00b4 kre\u0107emo?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>&#8211; \u0160\u0161\u0161\u0161\u0161\u0161\u0161\u0161\u0161\u0161\u0161\u0161\u0161\u0161\u0161\u0161! 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No \u0161ta je tu je, lak\u0161e je bilo pe\u0161a\u010diti trista metara nego li sva\u0111ati se na nepoznatom jeziku.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Nema sumnje da se mnogi Grk, naro\u010dito gr\u010dka baba krajputa\u0161ica, neobi\u010dno veselja\u0161e razdraganoj i razgoli\u0107enoj koloni turisti\u010dkog tipa naoru\u017eanoj \u0161arenim pe\u0161kiri\u0107ima, du\u0161ecima na naduvavanje, kremama sa za\u0161titnim faktorom i po kojom knjigom radi utiska na ostale kupa\u010de, koja vijuga\u0161e ka pla\u017ei tesnim ulicama predvo\u0111ena terijerskim njuhom prekaljenog devijanta.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Naravno, i tog se dana odigrala misteriozna i meni neobja\u0161njiva pojava poznata kao iznajmljivanje suncobrana koja je zavr\u0161ena u nizu ludosti koje po\u010dinju kad sa srpskih +35 otputuje\u0161 na gr\u010dkih +38, sve to mrsno plati\u0161 ne bi li se zadovoljno pr\u017eio na suncu a onda plati\u0161 suncobran ne bi li se od istog (sunca) za\u0161titio!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Pedantni hroni\u010dar, u liku ven\u010danog kuma, bele\u017ei, pone\u0161to \u010dak i kamerom, niz pikantnih detalja koji se u T.N.-ovoj re\u017eiji odigra\u0161e pred vascelim gra\u0111anstvom mondenskog letovali\u0161ta a od kojih bismo po neki rado izdvojili samo kada bi ih pripoveda\u010d bio kadar na odgovaraju\u0107i na\u010din opisati. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Pomenimo na kraju poslednju u nizu kolateralnih \u0161teta koje se tih dana desi\u0161e a ti\u010de se susreta i poznanstva s izvesnim R.B., neobi\u010dno nesposobnim biznismenom iz Insbruka, kojom \u0107emo se temom pozabaviti mo\u017eda ba\u0161 u slede\u0107em nastavku.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>nastavi\u0107e se &#8230;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Autor: Mile Stankovi\u0107, <a href=\"https:\/\/atelje-stankovic.com\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noreferrer noopener\"><span class=\"has-inline-color has-vivid-red-color\">Maler<\/span><\/a> aus Veliko Gradi\u0161te.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<hr class=\"wp-block-separator\"\/>\n\n\n\n<p>Lesen Sie <a href=\"https:\/\/yuga.at\/de\/cp_becke_price\/zizni-i-socinjenija-devijantnog-emigranta-8\/\"><span class=\"has-inline-color has-vivid-red-color\">nastavak pri\u010de<\/span><\/a> &#8230;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-button\">\n\t<a class=\"wp-block-button__link\" href=\"\/de\/erzaehlungen-aus-diaspora\/\">\n\t\t<i class=\"fas fa-book\"><\/i> Ostale pri\u010de iz emigracije\n\t<\/a>\n<\/div>","protected":false},"featured_media":6780,"template":"","cp_becke_price_kategorije":[318],"class_list":["post-6779","cp_becke_price","type-cp_becke_price","status-publish","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","cp_becke_price_kategorije-price-iz-beca","entry"],"acf":[],"yoast_head":"<!-- This site is optimized with the Yoast SEO plugin v27.3 - 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