{"id":7364,"date":"2021-04-18T10:32:24","date_gmt":"2021-04-18T08:32:24","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/yuga.at\/?post_type=cp_becke_price&#038;p=7364"},"modified":"2021-04-18T10:32:24","modified_gmt":"2021-04-18T08:32:24","slug":"zizni-i-socinjenija-devijantnog-emigranta-20","status":"publish","type":"cp_becke_price","link":"https:\/\/yuga.at\/de\/cp_becke_price\/zizni-i-socinjenija-devijantnog-emigranta-20\/","title":{"rendered":"\u017dizni i so\u010dinjenija devijantnog emigranta (20)"},"content":{"rendered":"<h2 class=\"wp-block-heading\">Hepiend?<\/h2>\n\n\n\n<p><a href=\"\/de\/cp_becke_price\/zizni-i-socinjenija-devijantnog-emigranta-19\/\"><span class=\"has-inline-color has-vivid-red-color\">Prethodni deo &#8230;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Povreda koja nastade padom s merdevina ne be\u0161e toliko opasna koliko bolna i zahteva\u0161e dug oporavak, mirovanje, gips na desnoj nozi, \u0161take i bri\u017enu \u017eensku ruku pomo\u0107nicu. T.N. beja\u0161e nemalo iznena\u0111en jer mu Ru\u017ea ve\u0107 nekoliko dana zaredom ne dola\u017ea\u0161e u posetu niti odgovara\u0161e na pozive a stvari se razjasni\u0161e kada nakon nekoliko dana uz kumovu pomo\u0107 iza\u0111e iz bolnice i zate\u010de prazan stan.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Osim Ru\u017ee u stanu jo\u0161 nedostaja\u0161e i njene li\u010dne stvari, televizor, lap top, pakovanje kondoma, ray ban nao\u010dare, kaca kiselog kupusa, sadr\u017eaj fri\u017eidera i bogata kolekcija porno filmova. T.N. jauknu za kondomima, sru\u0161i se u fotelju, odlo\u017ei \u0161take i tu\u017eno se zagleda u kuma pitaju\u0107i se \u010dime je zaslu\u017eio ovakvu sudbu kletu. Kum se ugrize za jezik.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Sa Ru\u017eine ta\u010dke gledi\u0161ta ne be\u0161e vi\u0161e smisla ostajati u ovoj vezi, strasti nestade, para tako\u0111e, a saznanje da palog borca valja negovati nekoliko meseci zabi i poslednji klin u raspe\u0107e ove ljubavi. Br\u017ee bolje ona u Perhanov polovni furgon spakova stvari, uspomene, se\u0107anja i uznemiruju\u0107e mentalne slike iz vanbra\u010dne postelje te zajedno pohita\u0161e put nove adrese ne \u010dekaju\u0107i da se ranjeni orao vrati sa le\u010denja.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Tra\u010dak nade u bezna\u0111e unese Ramadan kada se uz \u0161irok osmeh i zlatan zub* pojavi na vratima prilo\u017eiv\u0161i prvu ratu kamate koja pripada\u0161e T.N.-u. Bi\u0107e jo\u0161, ka\u017ee, glavnica ostaje u igri. Silno obradovan zbog ovakvog preokreta bangavi trono\u017eac odskakuta do obli\u017enjeg bankomata gde podi\u017ee dozvoljeni minus radi teku\u0107ih tro\u0161kova a kamatu vrati Ramadanu na dalje umno\u017eavanje.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>U narednih mesec dana ovakva se situacija ponovi nekoliko puta tako da bangavkovo ulaganje neobi\u010dno naraste, toliko da sad ve\u0107 po\u010de pomi\u0161ljati i na podizanje kamate.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Budu\u0107i da Ramadan ne odgovara\u0161e na pozive on se prihvati \u0161taka veselo i sa puno optimizma odgegav\u0161i\u00a0prema restoranu zvanom `Republjik`\u00a0u kome ovaj \u010desto i rado odseda\u0161e. Tridesetak lobanjoidnih saplemenika usmeri svoju pa\u017enju ka ulaznim vratima na kojima se uz radosni pozdrav `merdita`\u00a0ukaza neobi\u010dni invalid. Ramadan se\u0111a\u0161e u \u0107o\u0161ku a kada T.N. pri\u0111e stolu njegovo neko\u0107 nasmejano lice sad beja\u0161e hladno a usne behu o\u0161tro stisnute \u0161krgutavim zubima.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Na ne\u017ean i suptilan na\u010din izra\u017eenu \u017eelju za podizanjem novca on mra\u010dno odgovori pitanjem:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>-Je l` ja tebi ne\u0161to dugujem?!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>-Ali novac&#8230;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>-Je l` ima\u0161 ti neki papir?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>-Ali&#8230;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Ose\u0107aju\u0107i na potiljku mrke poglede tridesetak lobanjoida T.N. ustuknu.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>-Slju\u0161aj dupegljavac, ja ne voljem probljem! Ako imam probljem ja re\u0161im probljem! Ima \u010dovek, ima probljem, nema \u010dovek- nema probljem! Jasno?! &nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Jasnije nije moglo biti pa `dupegljavac`\u00a0neveselo napusti lokal pra\u0107en podsme\u0161ljivim pogledima imaju\u0107i u vidu da je \u010dastan bjeg bolji od ne\u010dasna poraza*.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Nakon nekoliko dana granice se otvori\u0161e, avioni polete\u0161e, a zakonita supruga, da ne ka\u017eem Kosovka devojka, slete na be\u010dki aerodrom po\u017euriv\u0161i ka stanu da neguje postradalog biznismena, da ne ka\u017eem Orlovi\u0107a Pavla. U stanu zate\u010de utu\u010denog Orlovi\u0107a kako poput kornja\u010de neuspe\u0161no poku\u0161ava\u0161e da ustane iz postelje u koju tako rado zala\u017ea\u0161e.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Predstoje\u0107u erotsku scenu dosledno ne\u0107emo opisivati no \u0107emo radije biti zahvalni \u0161to joj ne morasmo prisustvovati ve\u0107 o slavnom doga\u0111aju saznadosmo od samoga Orlovi\u0107a uklju\u010div i pikantne detalje sa ortopedskim pomagalima, centrifugalnim kretnjama uslovljenim nedostatkom noge to jest vi\u0161kom gipsa i drugim gadostima dostojnih uma kakvog iskusnog inkvizitora ili sli\u010dnog psihopa\u0107enika.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Dve nedelje kasnije u jednoj od be\u010dkih crkava be\u0161e obavljen obred kr\u0161tenja (potom i ven\u010danja) tokom kojeg na pitanje `Odri\u010de\u0161 li se sotone?` S.N. potvrdno odgovoriv\u0161i smerno obori pogled pitaju\u0107i se da li ga se odri\u010de ili se za njega udaje. T.N. se pobo\u017eno prekrsti premotavaju\u0107i film od sino\u0107 u sladostrasnom i\u0161\u010dekivanju prve crkvene bra\u010dne no\u0107i.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<hr class=\"wp-block-separator aligncenter\"\/>\n\n\n\n<p>Budu\u0107i da nam je s vi\u0161njeg mesta re\u010deno da se saga o devijantnom emigrantu ima privoditi kraju te se valja pozabaviti i onim obi\u010dnim pripadnicima dijaspore to \u0107emo se za trenutak prebaciti 30 godina unapred gde \u0107emo zate\u0107i mrtvog pijanog austrijskog penzionera usnulog za stolom me\u0111u praznim limenkama i ostaviti ga tu da se urolja jo\u0161 koji put znaju\u0107i da mo\u017eda takvih prilika ne\u0107e biti jo\u0161 puno radi godina i uznapredovale ciroze jetre.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Autor: Mile Stankovi\u0107, <a href=\"https:\/\/atelje-stankovic.com\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noreferrer noopener\"><span class=\"has-inline-color has-vivid-red-color\">Maler<\/span><\/a> aus Veliko Gradi\u0161te.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-button\">\n\t<a class=\"wp-block-button__link\" href=\"\/de\/erzaehlungen-aus-diaspora\/\">\n\t\t<i class=\"fas fa-book\"><\/i> Ostale pri\u010de iz emigracije\n\t<\/a>\n<\/div>","protected":false},"featured_media":7365,"template":"","cp_becke_price_kategorije":[318],"class_list":["post-7364","cp_becke_price","type-cp_becke_price","status-publish","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","cp_becke_price_kategorije-price-iz-beca","entry"],"acf":[],"yoast_head":"<!-- This site is optimized with the Yoast SEO plugin v27.3 - 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